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I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
(via cloudwatchingangels)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via ontinetine)
So this is actually the best flashmob you’re ever going to see.
truly this is the flash mob of flash mobs
Wow. Do not even have words for how perfect this is.
HOLY SHIT
(via ontinetine)
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
(via ontinetine)
every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex
(Source: trillow, via ontinetine)
11AM?!
breakfast is the most important meal of the day
(via ontinetine)
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
(Source: breadmayne, via ontinetine)
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
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